My Vegan Manifesto

I hold these truths to be self-evident . . . I, Robin Meservey, shall maintain a completely vegan diet from here said date of February 1, 2018 through February 28, 2018.  Even though I may walk through the fiery and delicious temptations of cheeseburgers, fried chicken. REALLY good cheese, and BUTTER (yes, people, BUTTER - that golden, fat-laden dairy accompaniment that makes EVERYTHING taste better), I shall persevere and be a joyful, healthy vegan-ite.  So help me God.  Cross my fingers . . . hope to not die.